Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Dear Pickle Jar

Trilbie - 1 Pickle Jar - 0

Looks like my workouts have paid off. My first attempt to open a pickle jar since working on my arms, and I popped that bitch right open. First victory.

Fuck you pickles. Pwned.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Dear baby muscles

I've really been enjoying working out as of late, since I'm starting to see some tiny results. I call them my baby muscles. My fiance hates when I talk about them, but I don't care! They are there and I need to feed them some tougher exercises now. The last two weeks my body got accustom to my Jillian Michaels 5 pounds weights, doing some fun upper body workouts. This new week will start the 8 pounders. Maybe baby muscles will grow to toddler muscles.

My brother calls them fetuses.

Went out jogging a couple of times, in my swanky new get up of pink sports bra and shiny tight pants.



We found a cool spot to run beside the water at Penns Landing, so we're gonna hit that up once it stops raining.

Oh, and I got my Natalya figure in the mail. Loving her.

Beyond that, been watching wrestling, waiting to see the changes begin for the women's division. Last night Michelle McCool seemed to have finally broken up with Layla as tag team partners.  Maybe she'll get to toughen up and take her on as revenge?


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dear WWE women - look out!

Last night on RAW, we were treated to a vignette, where we see a hidden Kong flicking the head off of a barbie doll. Perhaps the end is coming to the Divas only interested in appearing in the ring to model? For those who don't know who Kong is, see picture below. Then picture the Divas trying to take her on.
I think this means a lot of things for the women's division. First off, last night, Eve losing the title to one of the Bella's was obviously done so Kong can come and destroy her and take the belt. After that happens, the girls have no choice but to amp up their abilities in the ring to even think about going up against this beast.
I also like to think that wrestlers like Natalya and Beth Phoenix will be given their chance to shine, since they are two of the most powerful in the women's division. I think Tamina, daughter of Jimmy Fly Snuka, will finally get to break away from the classic valet girl role, and wrestle again.

It was interesting to see backstage segments with the women lately, especially last night where Eve enters the women's locker room, upset over her loss, and tells the other women waiting there to console her, that they are all the same. Tamina walks in with a dirty look towards the girls, and leaves. 
I think this is going to be the beginning of a new line up, full of women who are going to be passionate about this title.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Dear Tough Enough Contestants

Why do you show up, knowing you're going to be taping a show about being TOUGH ENOUGH to be a WWE wrestler - and you're not in shape? Did you even hit the gym before getting on that plane ride?


It amazes me the one woman, Michelle Deighton, (seen in the pic above) claims she has been wrestling the indie circuit over the past 11 years - and can't even perform a basic roll in the ring. Someone lied on their application. I like her attitude, she would probably be able to handle the mic very well - but she has no muscle, no skills, and came on pretending to already be a wrestler. Making the ladies look weak missy.

Ivelisse, who I had no idea was Puerto Rican until she opened her mouth on RAW last night, wasn't able to show off too much in the first ep, but I have a feeling she might have some skills.

I'm looking forward to this show potentially pushing forward a new class of WWE Diva - the kind that wants to wrestle.

My question: If one of these females makes it through, will the WWE gods push for a boob job? It's kind of well known that many of the women get where they get by enhancing the goods. And I noticed these girls don't have as much as, lets say, Miss USA does. Lita wrote in her biography that she ended up opting for the extra cuppage because she felt that it would help her get to a higher level. Sad. But really necessary? Time will tell.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Dear Wrestlemania 27

Haven't written in a while, so what better way to come back then to talk about Wrestlemania 27 and it's victories and failures.

The hype for The Rock being the host was so drawn out, that by the time the event had arrived, I think we were all kind of tired of it, right? We didn't get a diva's championship match, but we did get Pee Wee Herman backstage with The Rock? Ok...I'll let that one slide. But Snooki upstaging Trish - to quote The Miz - reallyThere was no Natalya to be found, and Eve - our champion - was dressed up backstage as a prop for The Rock. Eh...ok...Mae young made a quick appearance, and at least Trish's match was entertaining for a bit, but the whole end of the PPV was dead. The silence from the crowd was deafening. And not finding out who that damn anonymous general manager is yet! Come on!

But for the first half, me and mine had a lot of fun, cheering and yelling and doing victory air trumpets with Santino. And seeing Trish at Wrestlemania again was, if nothing else, great nostalgia.